Bryan knows too well that he cannot leave the breakfast table without finishing his breakfast.
So it was a typical holi-day morning and he was just being difficult and slooooooooooooooow.
Caitlyn was done and was sitting on the throne, Daddy was also on another throne and mummy was kemas-ing the bedroom.
He was, I am sure, trying to get someone to "save" him... after all, it was getting a tad bit too quiet for him out at the dining area.........
Bryan: PAPA!
Derrick (shouting from inside the loo): PAPA IN THE TOILET!
(PAUSE)
Bryan: CHEH CHEH!
Caitlyn (shouting from inside another loo): CHEH CHEH POO POO!!!!!!
(PAUSE)
Bryan (boh pian... enemy also have to friend already): MOMMY!
Me: Mummy is BUSY! (Still have to sound angry to maintain effect ma)
(looooooooooooong pause)
Bryan (very close to tears): BRYAN?
Poor thing.. psychological trauma from being banished to the dining table...... I smell therapy dollars......
That actually, reminded me of a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon strip.. the only person CAlvin called for at the end after not getting a response from mom and dad was ... OPRAH!
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