Time check: 0851hrs, why so early you ask? Well, I can't wait to biyatch... what about, you ask? Well, mostly about "How A Father Can Biyatch about His Wife In Front Of His Daughter". My sweet Caitlyn asked me this morning...........
Caitlyn: Mummy, papa said why you always have new things but he only has old things?
Me: What do you mean "new things"? (asking sweetly, gathering ammo)
Caitlyn: Like your car, your laptop, your keyboard...
Me: My car? Mummy bought that a year ago and remember how often it would breakdown every few weeks and mommy had to spend money on fixing it and worse, one day, my car had smoke in it and we were stranded by the roadside with Bryan in it? Well, it was dangerous and we had to buy one.
Caitlyn: Oh, then what about the laptop?
Me: Well, I bought that 2 years ago and the old one, is yours now, isn't it? And papa also bought one for himself before that?
Caitlyn: Then the keyboard?
Me: Mummy bought that to play in the Church, so that the people in Canning Vale Church will enjoy it, isn't that good? Not selfish, right?
Caitlyn: No....
Me: See? I can't help it if Papa can't understand that but I am glad that you do. OK, go put on your shoes and get into the car.....
Then off she went to get ready... then, armed to my teeth with ammo liao, I tembak my hubby man..................
Niamah... I BOUGHT those with MY money man! THe only thing I ask of him now ah, is to pool his money,.... no need to buy me Xmas, Valentine, Birthday presents anymore, I just want a Baby grand piano...... too much to ask for is it? I don't mean buy NOW, but at least SAY it ma... at least if I don't make it during surgery, I die happy ma, haimai?
Nia lou mou ah... got the rambutans to biyatch to Caitlyn some more..... For those who follow my blog, the SOP (standard operating procedure) for usual treatment is 2 days of total ignoring and mogok of wifely duties... including cooking and the hootchie kootchie (for at least 1 month).
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